2014

[April 14th, 2014]
read the title [note: title was 'assorted badly sewn together shhtuff']

This is stuff I did that I could not be arsed to complete. Yet tho, I probably will finish some of these someday. Keyword being someday
Mostly boring shit as you probably guessed. I did not have the best of motivation lately lmao.
1 is a retrofuturistic snail or something like that. it even comes with its little zap gun
2 philip and albert being gay
3 a funky skullgirl. Until I find a less stupid name she will be Venus Dee. I probably will finish her properly later
4 I have no fucking clue. I guess it's supposed to be Johnny Smith from the sims 2. I needed to fill a space in some way so, that happened
3 I remember chuck making a proper and legit selftroll but the asshole never showed me mine so I did it by myself, she's supposed to have tigerpatterned pants but I can't draw. I like how melancholic it looks tho. Ears were supposed to look tiger-like but years of torturing them and the resulting infections left them quite mangled. The cartilage part of the left ear has a noticeable dent in it. Left canine is chipped. Appears very broad shouldered. And then there's Ligermom but that was a joke went wrong
6 I liked how cheval looked in an old painting I did so I gave it a more definite form. It's cute but I'm not going to use it mhh
7 baby nana looking creepy and soulless. The tadpole one is kind of menacing, like it's plotting something sinister
8 Just trying out a dying Pantone.
[April 14th, 2014]
absts stands for assorted badly sewn together shhtuff. But it has 2 in the title so you know it's a sequel. In DVD and BluRay.

They're not finished, but I'm tired of seeing these things around and thinking 'oh man I need to finish those. oh no wait im too lazy'. I was SO lazy in fact that some parts aren't translated into English. sorry lel
1 is a complete design. I have no idea if it would work IRL, but frankly, I don't care
2 are some random designs. The one in the top right is special though, you can flip it over and it looks like a different ship. I swear I didn't do that on purpose, but that's quite nifty.
[April 14th, 2014]
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[April 14th, 2014]
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[April 14th, 2014]
Lazy quick trace of a thing I liked enough to not shove in the dump earlier. I need to bump down the old kurapu. I like tigers
[April 14th, 2014]
Thames.
[April 14th, 2014]
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[April 27th, 2014]
In which I bring the lack of decorum in public and the fourth wall breaking. Worst model ever.

A quick and most probably definitive reference sheet for Otto for 2014. I basically took the last one and dumped the unnecessary information, to keep just the basics. It's a really simple sheet, and I am okay with that.
Yeahh there isn't much to say, it's self-explanatory. The only new additions are the markings on the back and the lack of earrings, because they were annoying to draw and the majority of the time I didn't do it anyway. Man, fuck them. Fuck the characters who have 3489754 piercings in general, I really don't know how you can draw those and NOT completely lose the will to live. No offense, but seriously.

Also the blue rings are visible only when they're startled in some way, so it made no sense whatsoever he had them all the time, so off they went as well. Also be careful with shield earrings. They may look cool, but dented ears don't.
[April 27th, 2014]
Due commission for rut.de.leu, 1 of 2.
[April 27th, 2014]
This is a free request for rut.de.leu. Since they were so patient with their commission, they deserve it. So, here's my thanks! I hope you like it. ;_;
[April 27th, 2014]
The result of a fever dream. Well, not really! I was bored.

These were basically Temperament Imps that went the kawaii route and never came back. I think their names are self-explanatory, as to what I meant with 'temperament imps'. Nancy makes you negative, Polly makes you positive, duh duh duh.
The ribbon parts of their body functions pretty much the same way as Shimshon's hair, it can take any forms and stuff like that. Nancy and Polly can tie the ribbons that form their lower body half (Nancy) and upper body half (Polly) together. And together they make... Balanced Babs, I guess. I swear I just came up with that. She reminds me of Barbra Streisand, which I'm weirdly okay with despite not really liking her lmao.

In their beta version, they were ass A LOT more complicated design-wise, with a thousands ribbons flying everywhere and shit, but since I'd like for a chance to have characters to draw that don't make me want to flip tables and wish for the Apocalypse while screeching in agony, I had to simplify them.
Granted, I do have the tendency to just crap out uninspired doodles and then let them rot forgotten and not missed, but at least now I have less of an excuse. Oh lol who am I trying to kid that's exactly what I'll do with these as well wHICH brings me to consider just selling them, but they're my brainbabies and I'd feel bad. What if I sell them to someone who will make them herms with three penises and melon boobs? There would be a fight, then a sword fight, then death and desperation followed by centuries of hatred between the two victim's families. That doesn't sound very pleasant to me.

Personally I hate bellbottoms, but the fact that they're dressed like they're ready to boogie down at the disco brings me endless joy.
[April 27th, 2014]
the bg is fucked up but I'm too lazy to fix it right now.... These five thumbs up are all yours, whoever it is behind the screen.

Here is the proof that I didn't murder myself yet. I have a LOT of shit to attend to in real life, but I try to be present, even if a little, and even if posting subpar stuff. laughsss
I like cool filters ok go fuck yourself