2013
I think I'm done retouching this. I mean, I wanted to add some stuff in the background, but it somehow looked better empty.
I retouched the drip thingy, the tubes and some other thing, and I added a little table. I have no idea how I could make it look like legit metal since I usually can't shade metal for shit.
Quick painting practice, technically not finished but who cares.
Nana is slowly becoming my test subject for gory drawings, mostly because frogs are one of the most used animals to perform dissections and they get all cut up and shit. I want to play on this more often. Also my first 2013 submission, and it has blood in it. That sure is promising.
Here's a fun game for the folks at home: count all the lines in this picture.
On a second thought no don't. There's no prize so there's really no point in doing that.
A Djinn that lives in the desert. Don't look at me that way, I was high.
Unlike the majority of common djinns, this is a generally benevolent creature, people who have suffered of hyperthermia seems to be the most likely to see it. It's always eager to help those who wander in the desert, but being a strange-looking fellow all of them runs away in fear. Being very self aware of its appearance it doesn't take this very well. It will take it as a refusal for help and will leave them to die.
The little gems tied to the golden threads shine in the dark to show the way to those who wander at night. It stores water into its lower abdominal cavity. Agender. I think I'm done.
Look at this stupid hairy ass. I don't know if I want to make them a legit character because I know I would be too lazy to draw that goddamn hair all the time.
Name's Shimshon. It's a hair demon. Hurr.
They like to ruffle up sleeping people's hair, so you have to blame them if you have sex hair in the morning. It doesn't like being called a girl since, being a demon, it has no gender. The legs can change compactness at will, from packing together to form the shape of regular legs to become an amorphous mass of hair. The scissor ears can open and close like normal scissors and blah blah blah.
"'Sup".
This was initially going to be a little badly drawn ID but I got carried away a bit. Hence why the image is so small. Well. Compared to the majority of my pictures anyway, which are usually around 27384x37445.
What is perspective???/? The world may never know.
Colouring test. I like drawing traditional a lot, but sadly I can't get myself a larger choice of colours.
I deliberately didn't get references for the tiger because I was going for a thing that vaguely looked like a tiger but really is just a deformed feline. With horns growing out of its skull, dumb teeth and whatnot. This doesn't make any sense I apOLOGIZE..
Anyway, I am not in the least surprised that it looks like complete shit. I'm still waiting for the perfect scanner that makes drawings look as decent as they do in real life, the quality here is quite horrendous if you ask me. In fact, those light blue parts are actually teal on paper whAT THE FUCK SCANNER
Coloured pencils and a black felt pen on A4 paper. Actually coloured and inked over a xerox because I'm always afraid to ruin a good drawing with ass.
... To be uploaded separately. These are the last pre-surgery drawings I had, the ones after-surgery are all horribly sketchy and I can't make anything out of them myself, since I was stupid and couldn't wait to draw until my arm was fine again oops.
The first one is a special case though. The head was drawn some days before getting hospitalized, while the body was drawn when I was at the hospital and my arm was pretty much dead due to injections. It is a masterpiece. It's like I joined forces with a preschooler to draw the stupidest thing ever. I am so proud of it. It's going right in my ID window.
All the others are boring stuff that I don't really care about but I thought of uploading anyway for the sake of it. They aren't even finished haha I'm lame.
When I saw raichul's Skullgirl, I knew I had to made my own. It was destiny. It was. Desutiny.
This fine lady's name is Myriam (Myriam=myriapod omg hehe I'm smart), referred to as Miss Myriam by her students, she's around 30 and she's supposed to be a school teacher or something idk??? I ripped off my own Monstersona concept for this because I love me some people with the ability to split themselves in half.
My explanation for this one is that at some point in her life she contracted a bad bacterial infection, and she had to get injected with penicillin. What she was injected with was actually an experimental man-made virus that affected her entire body, this made her one of the few people on which the virus was tested on and the only one to survive.
The virus spreaded enough to make her a monster but not enough to kill her, this thanks to the bacterial infection that went tame and in some way contrasted the lethal effects of the virus. As a result, her torso gained the ability to sprout legs out of it and lastly grew a millipede-looking appendix, and her hips and lumbar vertebrae disjointed from the rest of the body.
The lower limbs can become an entity on their own, but ONLY when separated from the torso. When attached to the torso, the legs will respond to Myriam's commands, this thanks to the tendrils, which are also what keeps the torso from falling off the hips when resting on them.
The legs are actually controlled by an advanced form of the virus, still not lethal thanks to the infection keeping it at a leash.
This bit of information may sound stupid but that's because I pulled it out of my ass right now.
Anyway she's gentle, intelligent and very motherly when it comes to her pupils, she attacks only when the situation arises, like the possibility of her kids getting harmed, and never in vain. She can be described as a mama bear.
Some days ago I made a LINE Play account and I fucked around with avatar customizing. I ended up creating some sort of alien reptile ragdoll abomination and proceeded to dress it up as a schoolgirl. Because, you know, alien reptile ragdoll abominations and Japanese schoolgirls are literally synonymns! I don't have any problems at all, thanks for asking.
Anyway I liked the final result enough to decide to expand it a little. The actual avatar is bald, as shown in the upper right corner, I gave it a bobcut here to make it look more kawaii. Kawaiier, if you will.
Agatha is like a cute little dinosaur doll except with no muzzle because fuck them I like my faces flat as a board. Don't judge me.
She is supposed to be agender, because. Well. I find the idea of a doll with a weenis/vagina pretty messed up. But despite this she refers to herself as female. She is quiet and kind of shy, she loves to sew clothing and accessories for herself and her friends and often uses them as mannequins.
I even designed custom shoes and clothing for her, that's how much I care. If said shoes and clothing could be practical in real life, that's another story.
Whether you like it or not.
Valentine gift for raichul two months late because that's how I roll. It was supposed to be a lot more refined but I decided that I really liked how it looked as a rough painting so here you go. I hOPE YOU LIKE IT MR. WOLFE ,.. . Matured for teets.
Once I tricked Chuck into thinking I was going to draw something really gay for them on Valentine's Day. Then I went full stupid and I drew it for real. Turns out it looks far cuter than what I told them it would've looked like. I kinda want to finish it decently.
should've submitted this a very long time ago hAHAhh.
Besides the fact that it's no chibi shit like the old one, it has tubular ears, no lighter patches and some other very minor thing, it really hasn't changed a lot from what it was before. I FINALLY gave it a fucking name though, and that's good.
TRIVIA blue ringed octopuses don't produce ink. They instead produce poison, thanks to some bacteria living in their mouth, and then they spit it out.
I wanted to draw Otto spitting in someone's eye but I didn't think the poison thing was that of a vital thing to this character, so I left it out.
I also wanted to change the teeth into some beak-thing like it should be but I was too fond of them. Zipper-like and making no sense on a biological point of view. That's how I roll.
It's EarthBound turn. Fandom secret it's one of my favourite games of all time. If you don't like it you're not a person and I don't want anything to do with you.
And, yeah. There's not a lot to say about this, besides that a logical name for Poo would have been Pee, but I didn't want to be too rude, so Pi it is.
Portia gets two drawings because lil fat bitch baby.
For a moment, I'll put away my usual ironic tone and give space to a more thoughtful me, and try to write down what I feel. That's no easy task, considering how I'm not capable of expressing my feelings in words with clarity, one main reason being language barrier. What rarely comes out is the part of me that I do not tolerate because too paranoid and weak. But this part exists, and I must give it air before it suffocates, and me with it.
Big or small fears do exist. Mine, one which I can't find an antidote to, is time. The time that I can't stop and that rolls by too quickly for me to build something that will be remembered.
I'm afraid of time, when I see that it's stronger than me, when I see what it's doing to the people I hold dear, and the relationships I was morbidly attached to. Twenty fingers, twenty years... If I had to count how many good things I did in my life, I wouldn't be able to fill all twenty of them. It glides by my side never really grazing me, and I keep on deluding myself that, maybe, I can lift a finger more to add in favour of those good things.
Days are all the same, I can't tell them apart anymore. Months pass by and I'm not even realizing it, as busy as I am in my nothing. I lay back aphaticly and watch it go. I see too much emptiness behind me that I can't fill.
Simpler times, that were not long ago, but feel like years, and years, and years. I couldn't hold them, that's how faint they were. And now they've grown to be so much heavier on my back.
I have several clocks in my room. Some are broken. I've never really looked at them, no. I don't mean looking at them in the most simple way one could look at a clock, you know, to check if I'm late to work and if I can sleep one more minute.
I mean looking at them and realizing how much time I wasted. I'm wasting and I'll waste. I never stopped and listen, just listen, to all the damn ticking.
I stopped, and looked at all those clocks. Never before I felt so impotent.
There are faces that don't belong to me anymore, far away situations that are no more. And yet they seemed so solid, never would have I believed that they could shatter under the centrifugal force of those hands, so slow but so damn fast.
And old image with an even older description. I liked them both and decided to upload anyway.
Meet Honey. Honey's a youngster who likes dancing, talking about boys, hairdos and eating people. She's from some sort of planet where everyone dresses in ridiculous pseudo-Eighties fashion. Yes, I just came up with that.
Honey is embarassed of the shape of her mouth (HINT it kinda looks like a vag) so she covers part of it with her hair. She can talk and stuff without opening it entirely, though.
The throat and stomach are super-elastic, I suppose the production of gastric acids would activate itself in a few minutes after every meal.
Her anatomy doesn't make sense lmfao shut up let's assume it does.
Lookit dat title. Can't be more explicative than that. I don't really know why I drew this. I'm very fond of her vein-riddled bloodshot eye and her bloated face for some reasons.
Huh. Something, I suppose.
Pencil drawing and xerox with watercolours, I liked them both so here they are. I should've used a heavier piece of paper for the watercoloured one because it became all wrinkly haha I'm stupid.
I want to draw it digitally some day.
I drew these because after colouring Steeve's sheet I felt the need to make some other object buddies.
From left to right, a shoe, a bag, and a bunch of make-up accessories. Precisely, one blue Converse shoe, a fake Prada bag, and a. Huh. Her. She's made out of mascara brushes (the antennae), blush brushes (head, neck and upper portion of the chest, arms), a type of mascara (yellow parts), ANOTHER type of mascara (purple parts), and eyeshadow (the belt). I didn't slap lipstick in there despite having some because I think it feels really gross.
Their names are Connie Star, Gianna Prada and Mara Trouse. Connie is Steeve's handmaid or something, she has a crush on him but he doesn't gives a shit. Gianna and Mara are Steeve's coworkers/handmaids/whatever, and they're girlfriends. This would make sense if I kept the makeup in the Prada bag, but no, I keep them in a gross green bag I bought at Ikea. NEVERMIND.
These are all objects I own, besides the shoe, I threw away those a long time ago because they were old and ratty.
BONUS: in the right corner there's a Smookum because my dumb friend said Connie reminded him of it. Under it, a happy banana. I. I don't remember why that's there, honestly.
more like ode to my broken neck
It's a tribute to my inhuman ability to have nosebleeds every time I have a cold. And that means pretty much fucking always.
Meet Steeve. He's a sleeve. Yes.
I think he can be considered an object-head, but I'm not sure.
His full name is Stefano Milani, he's a fashion designer or some shit. This is a kind of old design by the way, I'm giving him an official release only now, as I'm stupid and have no consideration for my own ideas.
The term needlette is © me don't steal.
A stupid little thing I came up with in five minutes idek.
Mister Dewshine is a demon of polluted water. His fur is nothing but gunk, it contains a lot of shit you usually see in extremely dirty waters such as plastic bottles and dead animals. His arms are made out of the same fur, they have little to no osseous structure on their own. He is constantly dripping mud from the several ducts he has in the mouth and in the lower eyelids. Since he lacks the facial structure to be able to pucker up, the tongue pretty much functions as his lips.
Mister Dewshine rarely opens his mouth because he looks kinda terrifying when he does. I may tweak the design a little later on.
Space Funeral
If some of you in the audience suffers from epilepsy know that I'm very sorry.
more space funeral i forgot to specify
Moon I'll have you know your colour scheme is horrendous.
Goes along with Mr. Dewshine. A demon of clean water, she kinda looks like a haughty bitch but that's just because she's biased towards humans, she's sweet and caring if you don't cross her. Or throw garbage in the river. In that case she's going to wreck your shit. She wishes her husband stopped being a dick and spoiled every drop of water she purifies.
Fun fact, this originated from a tattoo design someone requested me time ago, but I found it to be not apt for the purpose at all so I kept it and tweaked it to hell and back.
I like to think he's a vegetarian, those teeth sure don't look like they could rip off someone's flesh. Also he's Spanish apparently?? What. The thing on his face is just a scarf with a mouth printed on it, and those little things near the fake eyes are nostrils. His head is basically a giant nose.
However, this was more me trying desperately to make a consistent reference sheet layout I could use in the future, because it'd be nice if my characters all had a tidy and organized sheet instead of the usual randomness, so don't consider this his definitive design.
Djinn of the wind, a benevolent creature responsible of moving sand. It gets often mistaken as an angel by those who see it. It always keeps its eyes closed to not get sand into them. It's BFFs with http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9679692/
Agatha darling, you can't just go around smearing crap over people's walls. That's just rude.
Revisitation of an old piece of shite I have on DA. I still don't like him but oH WELL. I guess he's cuter now. And at the same time nightmare inducing. I don't know how I do it.
His mouth is pretty much like a shark's, as the teeth aren't attached to the cartilage skull but to the gums, plus they can regrow if they break off. They can retract inside the gums and bend so that the oral cavity isn't injured.
More anthropomorphic bullcrap. Out of a long, long list I picked the mushrooms I liked better aesthetically speaking. In the picture it's not shown, but Ruben secretes black liquid (that is made out of spores) as well, like Atrame.
Also I'm done with flooding your Inbox im gomen
I watched Monster University as Chuck wanted me to and it was cute, so I did this! Matching critters yey.
I named them Alphonse, or Alfie in short. They're an exchange student with a bit of a speech impediment, due to them being foreign and to their prominent front teeth, they're in fact often made fun of their marked accent, but they play along instead of being resentful.
They're pretty laconic, when they do talk they're quite prone to lapsus linguae, and they often insult people in their language so that they won't understand. Cagey, lackadaisical and wry most of the time.
I knew I had to drew Dorothy when I first saw them. It was my destiny. My desutiny.
I am very proud of this one! Even though there are some things that can be fixed it looks pretty fucking decent. Happy birtdey you lil fuqer
I was too busy dying of laughter and shame to draw it in a properly anime way. Reeses belongs to [broken link], Otto belongs to me, and Ray Jay belongs to raichul.
Digital rendition of a traditional drawing I did four months ago and I didn't post. I need to be more brave about my art hah. The pictures I don't show you guys, you have no idea.
Do not get shitfaced to a party, it's unpolite. Drinking your own bodily fluids is perfectly okay though.
It was the longest time I wanted to make an anthropomorphic motorcycle. The original plan involved a 50s car actually but that's close right??? I might do that in the future.
Harleen is not really based on any particular model, even though I kinda sorta did take some inspiration from an Harley Davidson FXD Dyna Super Glide 1340. Which was released in 1991 circa but guess what I don't give a rat's ass oKAY. Also that was a lie I only took the engine's design from that motorcycle.
Her attire consists mainly in rider suits and pseudo-rockabilly clothing. She likes to skate around on her little wheelheels. There's no doubt I'll tweak her design later on, especially her legs.
I've realized I am doomed to redo this every once in a while, for the rest of my life.
•Kattoy - Toygun PKMN - ♂/♀
Type: Poison
Height: 3'3"
Weight: 110 lbs
Ability: Poison Point
Sexual dymorphism: None
Shy and distrustful, it likes to hide away the objects it finds in its wanderings. It's not an aggressive Pokémon, but for unknown reasons it doesn't stand the closeness of other Kattoys, so that it tends to attack them. During winter, it wraps up in its own cape to keep itself warm.
Evolves in Gatlinnon at lv. 20.
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•Gatlinnon - Cannon PKMN - ♂/♀
Type: Poison
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 175 lbs
Ability: Poison Point
Sexual dymorphism: The chimneys on female Gatlinnons are shorter.
This mischievous Pokémon likes to hide and pull pranks on people. The cracks on its joints are consequential to the frequent territorial fights against other Gatlinnons. It produces strong cannon shot noises from the poison chimneys on its body to scare whoever happens to be in its territory.
Evolves in Panzertress at lv. 35.
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•Panzertress - Fortress PKMN - ♂/♀
Type: Poison/Ghost
Height: 6'7"
Weight: something around 200 lbs
Ability: Poison Point; Shadow Tag
Sexual dymorphism: The chimneys on female Panzertresses are shorter; The hanging cloth and the loincloth on female Panzertresses are longer.
It is said that whoever find a debris of this Pokémon's body is cursed with severe illness, until they return it to the Panzertress that owned it. It usually haunts ghost towns, abandoned barracks, or the territory it once owned as a Gatlinnon. Despite its generally peaceful nature, it definitely does not like strangers in its territory, let it be other Pokémon or people, and will react violently in such situation.
I did another one huhhh. This time is a girlie. Her name's Annunziata.
Unlike Vagary whose theme was magic and nature, her theme is technology and science. Also unlike him she doesn't have a kangaroo tail that can sustain her fat ass on those tiny feet so she crafted those lil shoes herself.
Beside large asses here you also see another personal favourite, the hare lip. I like them a lot yes.
Supposedly her colour scheme is the opposite of Vagary's but not really.
It's a cat. And a rhino. Because my name's Caterina. Bahahahahaa. Oh, idk.
I named it Bloke, I'm not sure what gender it can be. It doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't spread its tainted demonic seed in the world.
Also, kitty titties! Kittitties?? Christ.
I need to draw more landscapes but I'll need a lot more practice before I stop sucking.
everyone is a homo
Something I uploaded for the sole purpose of having something else to put in the sketch section of my commission journal.
I never did poltraits of dogs before so bare with me if they kinda suck. I also never posted poltraits online, here's another first. I like the first one better because the second doge kept fucking moving and his poltrait looks a little assed.
Monochrome sketch design commission for DiscoFracus mmh. It's a gooey baby. It has soft plaques on neck and limbs, goo is secreted from the crevices between these plaques.
I'll open these for everyone soon, I still have to sort out prices and all.
Commission for Alring! Painting, full body. I'm kinda proud of this one chest puss hmm
In which I pretend 'Shark Week' is a commonly used slang term for menstruations."But, Kata", you ask, "Are you fucking stupid? What the fresh hell sharks have to do with menstruations?"
Yeah, well. Look at this (link to a diagram of a shark's brain). "Well that's kinda dumb " you say. "fuq u", I answer.
This is my very own period shark. So yeah yet another persona!! I'm not narcissistic. Shut up. I was bored. oKAY
I was tempted to call him something like Tampon or Ovary Annihilator but I managed to fight that desire. Cesar it is then. He's way fatter than me because I suffer from really heavy periods. Sorry that was too much information
For trivia, this is not the first time I draw a sharksona. I drew one for the first time along with the first Otto drawing I ever posted (which is here in my gallery but I'm too lazy to link it), but that one never saw the light of day because lol. Meaning that it is a truly old as shit persona. Like two years old.
i drew monstergirls before it was cool
The third one is Freddy Krueger, Luna P from Sailor Moon and Satan's maggot infested aborted fetus apparently.
The fourth is a three-legged kubocephalic pegasus with portals to hell instead of eyes
I was already pretty well-adjusted as you can clearly see.
I did wonder if I was inspired by the movie Monsters Inc. to draw the first three, because I can see some similarities with the characters (the first and the third especially, Mike and Waternoose respectively), but the notebook these were drawn on says I was 7, thus it was 1999, and Monsters Inc. was released in 2001... Yet again I don't know for how long I drew on this particular notebook, so it may be it.
The fourth one doesn't count because it was drawn on another notebook. will scrap later probably yes
an halfassed thing i did one night i couldn't sleep lmao
you know i wish i could make a career out of drawing fugly monster teens
i enjoy drawing those a lot
Barafurs in vintage clothing. Good.
Reeses is a wwi soldier because sloths live on trees and this doesn't make any sense at all does it. The others' themes are fitting tho.
From left to right, Reeses belongs to [broken link], Ray Jay to raichul and Otto to me.
I wanted to draw something fun to put on a shirt. I don't know if I like the text or not. I like it but I also don't
decisions decisions
Here's the first time I use Photoshop to draw something and I actually finish it. And... Yeah.
After a lifetime of using Paint Tool SAI (okay only three years but still) it was kinda difficult doing even this simple thing. The time it took to draw this was probably double the time I would've spent by just using SAI.
There is no Stabilizer, which again for someone with such a wobbly hand like myself is a bit of a pain, along some other things that felt more like a downgrade than an upgrade. This is because I still have to learn how to properly use it tho, not because I think SAI is better than PS, which is mostly untrue. Maybe. Okay I think SAI is better but only because I'm highly biased.
Anyway, yes. I found this drawing around and I thought it looked cute. From left to right, Prince Albert and Prince Phillip. They're... Well they sure are something I guess. I suspect this was just an excuse to draw uniforms. I like uniforms a lot. And epaulettes. God bless them cuties
Coloured sketch commission for mechacharibdys! This was such a cute thing to draw omfg
Hope you like. uAu
More PS tomfoolery
Old thing from my now definitely defunct Tumblr. Theme was 'Draw yourself as a videogame last boss'. The theme of this thing was vanity or something.
A creature of unknown origins, when it reaches a certain age it'll kill its younglings to wear their skin, in the misconception that this will keep it young forever.It is not evil spirited, it just doesn't comprehend that what it's doing is bad, and will act hostile only when attacked, because indeed it'll see those attacks as completely uncalled for. It would beg forever to not be killed during the entire battle. Kind of a miserable beast, really, you don't want to kill it but you gotta finish the game so fuk it
Worms and maggots festers on its real flesh, under the stitched skin, there are so many that it's literally completely made out of them. I guess its weak spots are those same stitches, once they're undone the skin would fall apart and the creature would collapse on its own weight.
I love drawing creatures with human heads, I don't really know why.
This was going to be the peacocksona that I had to draw like nineteen ages ago at the beginning but then I got bored with it and made a grey peacock pheasant guy thing instead.
Commission for rut.de.leu, number one! I'm back on tracks now, so I will finally finish my due commissions.
forgotten baby
Full name's Atrabile, Bile in short. An old character! I think he can be best described as a froggy abomination. He now has freakyass thighs n legs like Nana because I realized I like drawing frog legs. For some reason.
Stiff, awkward, shy and kinda hypochondriac. Tall fellow. Constantly seeps venom, originally bile, from his mouth, which forces him to wear all black always. This venom actually has a defensive purpose but Bile is dumb and injects himself with it instead. It has hallucinogenic effects on him though, he believes it's the cure if any (imaginary) illness he thinks he has.
He has a tadpole tail despite being an adult because.
Quite a hairy toilet at that.
I felt like drawing some complicated uniform, the choice of character was random. Actually my train of thought was 'hey it's a new character, better play dressup before I get bored with it'. Actually actually I should make this their default outfit and make it into some sort of themed character that'd be cute. Also contemplating the possibility of making it male because why not.
I really like designing clothes to be honest. My mother tells me I should be a fashion designer. But if this is the result then dear god no, no I should not.
This isn't an actually existing one, I just took inspiration here and there. Because, really, would anyone wear this? Would YOU wear this? I would of course not, you'd have to be mental. And have a very muscley neck.
This was actually going to be some sort of mascot persona for my new alt account on FA, but the idea was dropped when I realized that 1. I already have Nana onto which inflict all sorts of gore, 2. I already happily upload gore on my regular accounts so there's not a lot of point in this and 3. it's boring. It looked kinda cute nonetheless so I'm gonna share!
Supposedly a mishmash of Otto and Nana, but I think I subconsciously went out of my way to make sure it looked almost nothing like those two. I have the tendency to not plan out drawings and come up with stuff as I go along with it, like I don't even know what's going on with that hair and skin that becomes cloth folds, or that tongue for that matter.
Original name was going to be Stridor like the name of the account, but I'd rather not do that since see above, ssooo Phlegm it is.
Some infos.
It has no gender, though I kind of see it as being more male than female. Maybe a very sissy male yeah
Those tubular-like things on the tail and the back of the head are siphons. They expel air when in water, facilitating swimming, since the feet have little webbing and are too small to actually be of any use.
Particularly thick cartilage plaques are what keeps the whole thing together, though muscles are present, in the legs and tail they're quite overdeveloped, strong enough to sustain them. Unfortunately this kind of skeletal system is not exactly suited for any other place than water since gravity, plus it's a lardass, so tiredness and back pains will ensue. Consistence is squishy and smooth, slightly humid.
The tongue is forked, appears like a normal tongue when resting in the mouth but it lenghtens like a frog's. Limbs will regenerate rapidly when injured, including legs. Can ooze phlegm from mouth, nose and siphons. Hisses a lot when breathing due to this.
It has red blood though, not blue, the tongue is because it's cool. It doesn't really make sense on a biological level but fuck you i do what i want don't like dont look
the species amphibiopod is ©©© me don't steal ok!!